One-Fourteen-ium, One-Sixteen-ium

“Ununquadium and ununhexium.”
 — Two new elements have been discovered, and although they’re officially unnamed, their nicknames are their positions on the periodic table: 114 and 116. And, if you want to keep playing the game we played this morning, the elements, like the taste of ____ and the pleasures of _____, “exist for less than a second before decaying.”