If You Haven’t Read the Article About German Moms Vacating the Workforce

…you can just read the same article, about Dutch women, that we all remember from last year. The German one sounds a lot more ominous, though, because it’s all “Nazis chaining women to their stoves,” instead of the Dutch piece, which was more “look at those lucky ladies, zipping around on their bicycles on their way to flower arranging class.”