10 Ways a Swimming Pool Can Kill You

1. You can drown.

2. You can forget to shower, give everyone diseases, and die.

3. You can slip, crack your head, and die.

4. You can dive, snap your neck, and die.

5. If there’s lightning you can be electrocuted and die.

6. If there’s any kind of motorized boat, you can get your hair caught, your scalp ripped off, and die.

7. Bugs can sting you, and if you’re allergic you can die.

8. If snakes or other biting animals got in there, you can die.

9. You can get shot and die.

10. Chemicals give you cancer and you can die.

What am I missing? Choking? You can choke. It’s fine to pee, though.