Who’s Hottest?

Remember the study from yesterday that said women are “least attracted to smiling men, instead preferring those who look proud and powerful, or moody and ashamed,” and that men “are most sexually attracted to women who look happy, and least attracted to those who appear proud and confident”? Yes you do! Well, these (and ones like these) are the pictures the study asked its 1,000 participants to evaluate. Neutral guy, do you come here often?

(Also, men, if you want to use this and additional woman-attracting data to scientifically win a girl’s heart, “try moodily slumping, wildly flailing your arms and sporting head-to-toe red attire while casually pointing out your deftly-placed scar on your chiseled, macho face,” advises Erik Hayden.)