The Week of May 9–13

– A Lady gave some thoughtful advice on abusive parents and filial responsibility (or lack thereof); A Married Dude might have started some fights at home; and toilets made A Clean Person’s eyes turn into heart symbols.

– Do you live anywhere near NYC or LA? Come hang out on May 19!

– I was (am?) a Kirsten.

Hate the gym slightly less.

Her neti pot changed her life.

– Fetuses look like rotten pumpkins.

– “I asked my brain surgeon if our brains have a smell.”

– Take a trip down a gopher hole, into a beauty parlor.

– Get your prettiest face on, it’s Friday the 13th.