The Week of May 23–27

– A Dude considered gastric bypass surgery, A Queer Chick loves suspenders, and A Clean Person polished her shoes.

– Here are some excellent off-the-registry wedding-gift ideas.

– Or you could give them a guided crematorium tour.

– Or a “The Hillary” haircut.

– This might be the weekend to join OK Cupid. Or the weekend to cater your own wedding, spike your coffee, or at long last buy lotion with confidence.

– Get your flicky manicure on …

– … And then get out of here! We’ll see you on Tuesday.

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