The Week of May 16–20
– A Lady helped us negotiate bad sex; A Dude asked us to touch his arm; and A Clean Person is giving herself a pedicure in the middle of the floor without fear.
– … to go buy or steal this goddamn tiara.
– Has anyone else been Googling “hot yoga [your city]”?
– Or getting breast reductions?
– Or gluing feathers into their hair or making muesli?
– At the end of the day, though, there is always acne.
– Good luck getting raptured. If you don’t, though, Jane Feltes will be on VH1 at 9:30 a.m. EST next Monday morning, so that’s something to look forward to.