Rental People on Sale
Good news: The Celeb 4 a Day package on Gilt City has just been reduced to $330. What’s that? That’s the thing where you pay people to follow you around with cameras and scream your name, after which you’re given a personalized magazine cover with your picture on it “alongside headlines written specially for you.” (“She Got Drunk After Work With Her Friend.”) Or for $1,500 you can upgrade to the Mega Star Package, which includes six paparazzi instead of four, two hours of limo rental, and a fake bodyguard. (“Why Was She Crying?”)