Relationshapes!

By The Hairpin May 5, 2011

by David Rees

The tears, the jeers; the laughs, the gaffes. The highs and lows of life. They’re all here: inside the gilded frames of Relationshapes — the only comic represented exclusively by Sotheby’s Auction House.

So roll a fat marijuana joint, rub lotion on your feet, put on your wispiest negligee, lean back, and … enjoy!

I finally paid my phone bill and plugged my answering machine back in. There were 100+ messages waiting for me! Here’s just one:

“Hey Relationshapes, what’s good? It’s me, Vin Diesel. Yeah. I’m just calling AGAIN to say I love your stuff. Did you get my last message? I had called to say I left you two tickets for the premiere of The Fast and the Furious Five, but I guess you didn’t pick them up because they were still waiting there when I left the movie theatre. Come on, bro, I want to be friends with you. Call me back so we can talk about doing a collab (collaboration) — I wanna make a movie about shapes and feelings. Do you like lifting weights? I think I read somewhere that you’re really into lifting weights. I have a new weight set with more than twenty barbells. Call me.”