No Phone 4 U!

“The seven oldest children have cellphones, and text messages must contain proper grammar and spelling. No ‘doen’ or ‘How r u?’ or the kids lose their phones. The dads do spot-checks on the phones.”
 — Just one of the very smart rules that a gay couple in Arizona has instituted to keep their 12 adopted kids in line. If only there was a way to make this a law for texters of all ages.