Memorial Day Plans?

It’s a bit of a slow day today, wanna get chatty? Children grow up so fast, and get so many tattoos. Did you know that more than a third of 23-to-30-year-olds have tattoos? Is that a lot or a little? Who cares? You guys doing anything fun this weekend? Making some food? Going to a place? I’m going to a farm. Haaay. It’s so nice out.
Update: OMG I spoke too soon.