“I Was Like ‘Dude! What? You Want a Sparkler?’”

Twenty-six: The number of times the word “dude” and its dudely offshoots appear in this hilarious WWD article about “Dude-itors,” the new batch of magazine editors who are also dudes because, among other things, they make fun of one another for drinking champagne and help out when alarms go off in their friends’ Italian rental homes.

Incidentally, sparkling wine is an easy and wonderful way to improve a casual meal or get-together: It feels special, it makes people happy, and no one can tell when it’s cheap. Have some.