Help Hot Mayonnaise
Commenter Hot Mayonnaise has a puppy and a child. Both are below, but only one has a name. Can you help him with the one on the left? It’s a nine-week-old female miniature schnauzer, and I believe whoever comes up with the winning name gets to keep them both, Rumplestiltskin-style.
Update: “The dog has been named Abby, which I don’t believe was in the comment thread. The second-place name was Olive. So, whichever commenter suggested Olive gets to put my daughter through college. Give them my congrats!” Congrats, sorry your heinous!