Exchange Your Ugly Bridesmaid Dress

Is your closet filled with ugly bridesmaid dresses? (Also, is there a “cool” answer to bridesmaid dresses? Or is a bride who thinks she has a “cool” answer to bridesmaid dresses somehow even more frustrating than one who just does it the old-fashioned, ugly-dress way?) Regardless, if you have an ugly bridesmaid dress, you can send it to NewlyMaid, where they’ll give your dress to charity and then give you credit to buy a benign little black dress of theirs instead. To do it, pack your dress in a special plastic bag, send it to their headquarters, and they’ll then “unlock special pricing” for you to buy one of their six LBDs. (Which means they knock off $55 — $85 from their $90 — $200 dresses, which are all pretty cute. I like this one.) Useful? Phew! You were almost running out of ways to spend money.

Update: Slide seven!