Babies Are Precious

Umm, does anybody have a baby I could borrow? I just need it for like five minutes. I want to hold it and take it out for a walk and maybe buy it some really cute onesies at the baby store near my house. And also some very tiny socks — those ones that look like little sneakers. You know what I mean, right? Anyway, I’ll bring it riiight back. I swear…

Oh, God, commercials with soothing music, why do you get me every single time? (Remember those old Cotton commercials?)

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