Are Your Leggings Ruining Your Life?

“Suck your stomach in as far as it will go then breathe out about halfway. Tie a piece of string around your stomach at that point and keep it there all day.”
 — We won’t be covering Osama, so we’ll counter it in the stupidest way possible: There is a new way to undo the devastation leggings have brought to our bodies. OK, moving on.