Why Won’t Prince William Wear a Wedding Ring?

“It was something the couple discussed but Prince William isn’t one for jewellery — he doesn’t even wear a signet ring — and decided he didn’t want to. It really is just down to personal preference. Catherine will wear a ring fashioned from a lump of Welsh gold owned by the Royal Family that has been smelted down. The couple have both had a hand in the design.”*

If Prince William wants to flirt anonymously with women at bars, he should have thought about that before we put pictures of his marriage on our toilet and our hands. If you go vote enough, though, he’ll change his mind.

*And Kate will literally have her hand in the design! (!)