We’re Never Gonna Survive Unless We Get a Little CRR-azy

Our trusty acronym guru Ben Schott has done it again! This time around he’s alerting us to the scary-sounding CRR — Changing Room Rage. At first, I assumed this was when a mother took her precious and pure infant into a McDonald’s bathroom to change its diaper and became so enraged by the filthy conditions that she lost her mind and started flinging her baby’s green (why are they always green?) feces against the wall. But, in fact, CRR refers to the special kind of lunacy brought on by trying on clothes in quarters that are too “cramped, cluttered, or exposed.” (CCE?) Have you ever suffered from CRR? Is it as violent as it sounds? The good news is that there are two known cures for CRR: The first and most common solution is called SO (Shop Online), while the rarer and potentially more costly treatment is known as BIWTIOARILIIDF (Buy It Without Trying It On And Return It Later If It Doesn’t Fit).

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