The Week of April 4–8

– A Dude answered our questions about waning sex drives and guys who have girlfriends, A Lady answered our questions about short tongues, and A Clean Person keeps getting asked about vomit-removal. You guys!

– Have sex with as few of these 17 kinds of people as possible.

– The jackal woman showdown: Becky Sharp vs. Lily Bart vs. Kate Croy.

– Simone Eastman gave lovely advice about helping a grieving friend.

– Back in the day, ladies used to get their holes punched in a non collate-y way.

– We put on eyeshadow before our big Skype-dates.

– And now some of us will be watching Pam talk about her bathroom regrets for the rest of the evening. Alternating with Lady (who’s pictured above, enjoying a meal with friends).