The Week of April 25–29

– A Lady gave instructions on approaching unfamiliar women; A Dude helped what seemed like mostly very young people; and A Clean Person politely bit her tongue when what she wanted to say is that no one needs used bike shorts, ever.
– In 1968, Playboy Bunnies were demerited for unkept tails.
– Make your mom some heat-embossed notecards?
– Ghostsex.
– The power of the unplucked eyebrow.
– Wedding makeup for beginners.
– “they showed me a picture of a volcano. I couldn’t remember its name. I identified it as ‘that place where they sacrifice virgins.’”
– Oh, and a tribute to the hottest member of the Royal Wedding Choir.