The Quietest Baby in the World

“We found Digby in a Paris flea market in 1990 and we both had an immediate connection with him. We haggled over his price and paid £4 for him. He was a total mess, covered in mouldy dew and was not wearing any clothes. We brought him back to our room and cleaned him up and it was there that our family began.” — A gay couple recalls how they found their “son” Digby, whom they adopted 21 years ago and now do not consider a doll but rather a “vinyl person.” No word on how Digby feels about the arrangement, but from the pictures, he looks fine with it?