The Lady Criminal Is a Master of Disguise

“This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen, ever heard and witnessed on my camera system,” says a California gas station owner. That may be the case, but the woman who drew a beard on herself and then robbed him for $30 is still on the loose. Concerned residents are encouraged to keep an eye out for a woman who has “dark black marks” on her face, as “there’s a pretty good chance she could be our suspect here,” say police. MORE TO COME! In the meantime, let’s get a close-up of that face.

Pretty convincing! But let’s get just a little closer.

Undeniable! Ahh, sorry.