Relationshapes!

by David Rees

When you wake up beside your lover in the late afternoon, bathed in lazy caramel light, and you hear violins sighing in a distant room … that’s Relationshapes! I did that!

I had a feeling this would happen: Ever since I announced the Relationshapes Text Hotline, I’ve been overwhelmed with text messages. Here’s just one example that showed up on my Verizon cell phone:

“Hi Rshapes!!!!! Its me Beyonce famous singer. Yr comic is so good!!!!!! Always makes me LOL. Always astonished w yr ability 2 cut 2 heart of the matter — subtle yet bludgeoning — reminds me of Nation of Ulysses, great band. call me if u want to ride on my sailboat. I think it wld B really fun. Hope 2 hear from U, think Im falling in love w you.”

Text “RELATIONSHAPES” to 2309599234!

Previously: Relationshapes: Part Six

David Rees is a former political cartoonist. Now he is an artisanal pencil sharpener.