Penis Museum Scores Cool New Penis

“It’s no more remarkable to donate a penis than it is to donate an organ like a kidney. … I have just been waiting for this guy for 15 years” — The director of Iceland’s penis museum has finally found the missing piece of his penis puzzle: a human specimen, donated by a (recently deceased) 95-year-old former tourism worker. The penis, whose size and shape remain a mystery, will be pickled and put on display at the Phallological Museum shortly. How many pickled, etc. Yes, there is a website.