Knocked Up Twice
Whoa. Did you know it is possible to get pregnant while you are already pregnant? Well, it is! It’s very rare, but it happens, and then you give birth to twins but they’re not actually twins because one is younger than the other. But I guess you just tell people they’re twins anyway because it’s too crazy to explain that you are a medical freak who gave birth to two babies that were born on the same day but were conceived on different days, etc. Or maybe you call them “twiblings,” but that also is probably confusing because then you have to explain what the hell a twibling is. So yeah, just tell people they’re twins. And if they’re boys you obviously name them Arnold and Danny after the stars of “Twins,” the hilarious movie about twins that can’t really be twins because one is way smaller than the other. (That’s what the movie is about, right? I’m not sure I’ve ever actually seen it?)