I’ll Never Forget the Time They Gave Out Free Champagne at Bloomingdale’s

Why all clothing stores don’t offer free booze to their customers remains a mystery. (Other than the underage thing, the liquor-license thing, and a variety of additional things.) Because a drunk shopper is a bold shopper, and that $300 asymmetrical flannel tunic (?) in the final-sale section isn’t going to buy and then never wear itself.