Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week
Loeffler Randall Sloane Ankle Strap, $135 (were $450)
Look like an aging ballerina, and I mean that in the hottest way imaginable.
Blow Harmonica Necklace, $69.90 (was $99)
Your latest talent and chestpiece, in one.
Caldrea Cloverleaf Sink Set, $25.19 (was $42)
AAIEEEEE you could be one of those people that has one of these thingies!
Estée Lauder Ikat Bags & Makeup, free with $75 purchase
That tote bag is hot. If you get this I will buy that bag from you. Holler.
Speedball Original Screenprinting Kit, $49.99 (was $70)
Can someone please make a “Heart/Vagina” t-shirt?
Candies Sheer Burnout Leggings, $10.99 (were $18)
I have these. Every dude will ask you about them. You’ve been warned.
Aubade Abrazo Tango Suspender Belt, $69.30 (was $99)
It’s time for you to have one of these. Two things: 1) This one is perfect because it can be worn with the black lacy bra and thong you already own, and 2) put the thong on OVER the garter. They won’t notice and that way you get to easily keep the garter on while you, uh, go pee or whatever.
Bindya Tribal Printed Wool & Silk Blend Scarf, $47 (was $105)
Isn’t this pretty!? It pleases my eyes so hard. If your eyes are like “meh?” there are 5 other patterns.
Madison Marcus Twill Pants, $108.50 (were $238)
The solution to all those cropped tops you’re gonna want to buy this summer but feel like you can’t. And you can easily switch out the belt. Plus/besides they are fucking SILK. AND and they come in black. Someone stop me! No don’t, here’s the top!:
Viva Vena Layering Sweatshirt, $70 (was $140)
Gluten Free Hat Box, $19.95 (was $35.95)
Ladies, for twenty bucks you can let your gluten-averse homie know “I totally listen to you when you’re going on and on about boring things like your gluten allergy, and I love you” through COOKIES.
Speaking of, it’s Girl Scout Cookies season, so here’s a handy cookie finder. (Do-si-dos are the truth.)
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