Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week
This week, in honor of Tax Day and your sacrifices to the “greater good,” nothing in the Bargain Bin costs over $50. Also a lot of this stuff is public service/charity work that I can maybe write off later, insofar as I helped you replace that goddamn gray merino wool v-neck sweater that keeps going missing (you’re welcome!). As soon as y’all get your returns, let me know and we’ll do a bargain bin where nothing’s under $500.
Zumreed Headphones, $45.50 (were $65)
Girls who wear these drive me CRAZY. Like, seriously? Who do you think you are? So, duh, get them.
A.V. Max Brown Feather Hoop Earrings, $29.99 (were $63)
The non-hippie, normal chick’s answer to those long feather earring thingies. And they come in black.
Earl G Olive Knit Leg Warmers, $45 (were $67)
OK, my prediction by way of me already doing this look for spring is: thigh high socks/leg warmers with a miniskirt or a$$ $hort$, a tank or T, plus flats or boots. Just sayin’.
Shane Power Cut Clay Cylinders & Glass Dome, $14.99 (was $55)
I’m calling this a terrarium, even though I’m not sure that’s what it really is. Also, I’m on a computer but not going to bother to check. TERRARIUM!
House of Harlow Yellow Gold Pave Ring, $31.50 (was $45)
I do! I do! Even though this isn’t real gold. (They have a skinnier version on sale too!)
DIY Eco Speakers by Merkury, $9.99 (were $18)
So cute that I want to barf and then draw my barf all over these.
Urban Outfitters Corinthian Jewelry Stand, $14.99 (was $24)
One of the first things my dude ever said about me was “you have the most organized jewelry collection I’ve ever seen.” It was largely because I have a version of this that I fill to the gills.
Madewell Drawstring Henley Tank, $29.99 (was $42)
Just everyone get 100 of these. I own one, and they’re the perfect hot layering tank thingy. Especially if you have serious knockers.
Madewell Shrunken Boy Sweater, $29.99 (was $68)
Oh, yeah, that sweater you lost. You were probably “on a boat” or something, right?
ASOS Boudoir Cross Front Mesh Bodysuit, $14.34 (was $32.27)
Uh … if this picture didn’t sell you, you may have an “Ask a Dude” inquiry for us? (PLUS: they have tons of random Elle Macpherson lingerie on super duper sale on this site. Sizes are specific and limited, so hopefully you’ve gotten a fitting at Intimacy!)
Nine West Bonfire pumps in Porcini, $49.99 (were $89)
Get a nude pump already, jeez.
Anthropologie Draped Collar Tunic (I just mistyped that “Tupac”), $39.95 (was $78)
This blouse is literally making me drool. Luckily it’s made of rayon and not silk, so I can drool all I want! Check the reviewers’ photos = so pretty.
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