Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week
Patterson J. Kincaid Tank Dress, $89.60 (was $128)
Pretty dress. Perfect for layering. Belt it.
Strappy Bandeau Bikini, $58 (was $78)
I was almost not gonna show you guys this in case my size sold out, but fuck it. (She said “but fuck it” uh-huh-huh-huh…)
Solid Plunge Cover Up Tupac, $33 (was $45)
If you’re skerred.
Navy Wide-Stripe Linen Towel, $3.99 (was $9.95)
These are quite nice. Let us come over and dry your dishes?
Free People Bustley Skirt, $49.95 (was $88)
Just a pretty, bustley skirt with great reviews.
Doma Cropped Leather Jacket, $499.95 (was $698)
This is a hot jacket (for those of you who’ve already gotten your tax returns and don’t have child support or credit cards to pay off).
Marc Jacobs Key To My Heart Stud Set, $54.60 (was $78)
Awww — uh … I love you! Look at my ears! See? I love you.
Bride & Groom Cake Toppers, set of 12 for $3.99 (was $6)
Pretty much speechless. They open up into a full skirt. Someone fucking marry me (again).
Canvas Hobo Bag, $19.99 (was $49.50)
I am going to LOVE turning this bag a dark, dingy, creepy shade of brown. For twenty bucks.
Couple’s Bath Caddy, $39.99 (was $59.95)
Start with a bath…
Spot Personal Massager, $29.99 (was $49.95)
And end with a “massage” — without a visit to Rite Aid.
Mercury Bug, $12.99 (was $19)
And finally, I dunno what this is really but want one hanging around my apartment.
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