Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week
The Complete Sherlock Holmes, $3.97 (was $7.95)
“Perhaps when a man has special knowledge and special powers like my own, it rather encourages him to seek a complex explanation when a simpler one is at hand. “ I nominate Sherlock Holmes for the next A Dude.
Also: Take an extra 30% off all clearance at American Eagle right now! Plus free shipping on orders over $100. OK, I know, “AE, Jane!? We are not children!” But look, this stuff is great and practically free:
American Eagle Ikat Slide Sandals, $17.50 after the additional discount (were $29.50)
Cute.
Slouchy Fleece Poncho, $14 (was $39.50)
Cuter. (And exactly what Gretchen on The Real Housewives is always casually sporting around the house, shoulders bared, and you’re all like, “Huh? WTF! How come SWEATS look so awesome on this show?”)
American Eagle Rugby Stripe Tote, $17.50 (was $29.50)
Cutest. Let’s go to the beach right now.
Preserved Flower Earrings, $49.95 (were $70)
But how?
My Backyard BBQ Set, $59.95 (was $148)
Doesn’t one of us at least have one kid and one yard? Anyone? If not, forget it. All of it. Every last bit of it, forgotten!
Patterson J. Kincaid Cerise Long Dress, $117.60 (was $168)
I bought a dress just like this over the weekend and I don’t really feel like wearing anything else ever again. Really. And as I always say: belt it! This one is a good choice:
Dina Skinny Belt, $57.50 (was $115)
Tabletop Artist, $24.95 (was $45)
This is ill. You’re going to be so popular with this thing. Send me a painting!
Wine Label Removers, $9.99 for a set of 20 (was $19.95)
OK, these seem ridiculous, like, “when would I ever?” But! I have them and they 1) work and 2) totally have helped me remember a wine I liked. Cuz usually I can’t even remember a wine I DIDN’T like, am I right ladies!?
Tory Burch Chino Slim Cargo Pants, $112.50 (were $225)
These go out to my homegirl Christina. Big uptials on your nuptials tomorrow! WHYTE PANTS 4 LYFE.
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