Bathing, Sleeping, Breathing Will Kill You

Don’t bathe every day because you’ll infect your skin and die.

Don’t sleep eight hours because if these were the olden days you’d be eaten by a tiger and die.

Don’t rinse your teeth after brushing because you’ll ruin your teeth and die.

Don’t brush your teeth after eating because you’ll ruin your teeth and die.

Don’t sit on the toilet because you’ll strain your butt and die.

Don’t clean your house because you’ll stress out and die.

Breathe wrong and die.

Lie down after dinner, get fat, die.

Helpful tips from those in the know.