Are You Still Single Because of Your Horrible Breath?

“Hey there, friend. I was at the grocery store earlier, and I bought you a little something… Yeah, I know I didn’t have to, but I wanted to. Anyway, it’s a bottle of Listerine. I thought you could use it before social engagements… No, no, I don’t necessarily think you have bad breath, but, you know, you’re not married yet, and I just thought it couldn’t hurt to try some mouthwash.”

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