Your Cubicle Could Save Your Life

A new study found that it’s better for your mental health to be unemployed than to work at a job that you hate. That means you can all quit your horrible jobs and live happily ever after on a beach somewhere, right?! Not so fast… You see this other study just discovered that happy people die earlier than miserable people — and people who work harder and for more years also live longest. So, I guess science has left us with two uplifting options: you can either quit your job and leave this mortal coil before you get to experience the thrill of dentures and compression socks, or you can confine yourself to a beige cubicle-cocoon and live forever. Well, which is it gonna be?