Young vs. Old

Should you date someone young or someone old? On one hand, young.

Not just because of the fun you have teasing a younger guy (“Before you were born, Morrissey was in a band called The Smiths”), but because younger guys have been presoftened by a society that has evolved a lot in the past 30 years. Women’s rights, gay rights — the younger a guy is, the more evolved he is.

Whereas, old.

At a basic level, an older man never gets boring. After four decades of life, [my boyfriend] is a walking encyclopedia.

So there’s your answer. Old people, because they never get boring, not one of them.