You Are Your Cat’s Puppet

I’m a little late to the game on this, but a big study on cats and people has shown that cats aren’t necessarily the sociopathic ice queens and kings they’re made out to be. Instead,

-Relationships between cats and their owners mirror human bonds, especially when the owner is a woman.

-Cats hold some control over when they are fed and handled, functioning very similar to human children in some households.

-While the age, sex and personality of owners affect these relationships, the sex of the cat doesn’t seem to matter.

So, there’s a chance your cat might actually like you, but it’s more likely she’s just using you to get the things she wants, and you find yourself doing those things even though you swore you were going to play it cool.

In related news, where can this amazing cat shirt be found?