What Else You Got in There?

“Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina. A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.” — While people with penises may be interested in how their region measures up, I’m equally excited to learn that my vagina has a suitcase/wallet feature I haven’t been using.