The Week of March 21–25
-Dudes answered our questions about how to meet them and when to change our Facebook statuses, and A Queer Chick answered our questions about girls’ night etiquette and the heart/vagina.
-Here’s what to do if you’ve thrown up on your own wall or inherited a beautiful silver trophy that you’ve let tarnish.
-Self-tanner and acne, solved all in one place. Eyeliner, too.
-One man shared a story about taking his girlfriend to a Britney Spears concert and almost pulling a _______ out of his pocket.
-You are now free to make ice cream without a machine.
-And finally, a guide to responding to your friend’s announcement that she’s/he’s engaged. It’s tl;dr, so just remember “Congratulations. How wonderful” and you should be good.