The Week of March 14–18

by A Pigeon

-A Lady answered our questions about peach fuzz and terrible friends, A Dude told us to have sex with our bosses, and A Married Dude answered our questions in such a way that now all marriages going forward will be perfect.

-Jane Feltes, The Hairpin’s resident beauty expert, gave a Q&A on mascara, nude lips, and Julianne Moore’s eyes in A Single Man. She also taught us how to get curls with a magical styling wand.

-Bra advertisemeeEEEeeeEEents.

-Are you going to a club this weekend? “No.”

-Are you staying in, getting drunk, and playing Apples to Apples? “Maybe.” : )

-Gay married peoples’ lives are not perfect.

-Unmarried peoples’ lives are terrible, too, but some of them know how to steal weddings.

-If it’s nice outside where you live, go have a glass of rosé!