The Week of March 14–18
by A Pigeon
-A Lady answered our questions about peach fuzz and terrible friends, A Dude told us to have sex with our bosses, and A Married Dude answered our questions in such a way that now all marriages going forward will be perfect.
-Jane Feltes, The Hairpin’s resident beauty expert, gave a Q&A on mascara, nude lips, and Julianne Moore’s eyes in A Single Man. She also taught us how to get curls with a magical styling wand.
-Bra advertisemeeEEEeeeEEents.
-Are you going to a club this weekend? “No.”
-Are you staying in, getting drunk, and playing Apples to Apples? “Maybe.” : )
-Gay married peoples’ lives are not perfect.
-Unmarried peoples’ lives are terrible, too, but some of them know how to steal weddings.
-If it’s nice outside where you live, go have a glass of rosé!