The Breastless Reverse Bra

For when your décolletage looks wrinkled, moisturize and then sleep in La Decollette, a breast-separating anti-bra that costs $72 and comes with pretty little bows on the collarbone. Be prepared for instant and astonishing success: “After just 1 night you will be stunned by the amazing results (scientifically tested!),” while “after 5 to 7 nights you will be amazed by the stunning result.”
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