Senator Is Pro-Toilet-Choice

Oh noes! Poor crazy Sen. Rand Paul is upset about his toilet not working. You see, he has a crappy toilet and wants to install a fancier toilet, but the government won’t let him. You know what the government does do though? It lets women get abortions. So, using his powers of logic, Rand Paul has deduced that he has less choice in toilets than women do in abortions. That is either totally right or the worst possible analogy. I’m going to give you 2 minutes to think about it. Aaaaaaaaaand…Go!