R.I.P. Heterosexual Female Attraction to Tom Brady

After a long illness, HFAtTB died peacefully in its sleep last night. Primary causes of death were determined to be hair and this brief jig. Before it died, HFAtTB whispered one request, and that was to be buried in a pair of UGGs. The doctor on hand, however, pretended like she couldn’t hear, and the wish will therefore not be granted.

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