Oprah Does Not Want Sexy Surprises

“I’m allowing for [Harpo president] Sheri [Salata] and the team to plan two days of full surprises. […] I’ve given up control for the last two days. It’s a lot to relinquish. I had to pray on that… and get a guarantee from Sheri there would be no strippers or dancing people coming out of shells.” — Oprah has come out of her prayer tent and announced that the final episode of her show will air on May 25th. There may not be strippers, but everyone in the audience will probably find a tiny human clone of themselves under their seats. Or maybe just a gift certificate to T. G. I. Fridays. We’ll have to wait and see!