Killer Killer Whale Is Back But Promises Not to Kill Anymore

“If you had a friend that had a dog that had mauled three people, would you go play with that dog?” — Tilikum the killer whale, responsible for the February 2010 death of its handler (and involved with two additional human deaths — one being a homeless man who snuck into its pen late one night in ‘99), makes his return to public performance at SeaWorld later this morning. What does he have planned? In related news, sharks are jumping onto boats, and so are giant rays.