How to Have Sex When You’re Dead

Death no longer has to come between you and your crush.

The Beginner’s Guide to Sex in the Afterlife is the follow-up to David Staume’s quirky and popular Beginner’s Guide for the Recently Deceased. It assumes, as did his first book, that the reader is dead, and takes the reader on a “tour” of the subject.

And, from the book’s introduction:

One of the best things about being dead is the opportunity we have to explore and understand things from a wholly new perspective. One of the worst things about being dead, though, is regret — regret that we didn’t know these things before we died.

Another OOTBTABD is that you no longer have to worry about anything. A good deed might be to buy this book and flip through it in case a ghost out there is dying (figuratively) to read it but can’t turn the pages.

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