Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week

I sit on my couch, watch TV, and browse websites’ 70%-off sections compulsively. Please buy this stuff for me, or for yourself.

Etching Ink Duvet Set, $98 (was $280.00)
Owls and pheasants.

Victoria’s Secret Printed Romper, $49.50 (was $58)
This thing hits so many of my sweet spots: animal print, halter, romper, hot as shit.

J. Crew Nolita Denim Jacket, $78 (was $98)
I lost my jean jacket like this, so please buy me a new one. Thanks : )

Anthropologie Shipwrecked Booties, $99.95 (were $198)
Dear Ladies Who Don’t Like 4 1/2″ Heels But Still Want To Work It,
Here. (The color is an icy blue, not white, according to reviews.)

Madewell Brightside Bangle, $12.99 (was $18)
Now that they’re on sale, you can afford all three: red, white & blue!

Cosmedicine Bronzing Powder with Shine Control, $14 (was $28)
I’m so mad we didn’t invent this.

Tracy Feith for Target Strappy Dress, $39.99
OK so it’s not on sale, but you should get this limited edition dress while it lasts; I have it in black and it is the light of my life.

Modcloth Dionysus Bag, $119.99 (was $239.99)
This bag is made out of 14 plastic bottles.

Rustic Rooster Apron, $14.99 (was $24.95)
Few things make me happier than roosters in the kitchen. Wear it while you make these:

Traditional Japanese Egg Decorating Kit, $6.02 (was $10.95)
Just in time!

Jane Feltes produces the radio program “This American Life,”