Excuse Me, You Have a Little Something on Your Pants
“Oh, no, that’s not a stain. These are my sperm jeans! Aren’t they great?” They sure are! But shouldn’t the little guys be swimming in the other direction? (As long as we’re talking semen, big news: A scientist has just figured out how to make sperm in a lab, which means we’re one step closer to making males obsolete!)
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