Even Plants Don’t Want to Die

“Before you hit ‘send’ on your hate mail, let me say this. Different people have diff” — SEND. Just kidding. If you’re a vegetarian because you think animals feel pain and plants don’t, get ready to have your mind “release a bouquet of volatile chemicals, which in some cases have been shown to induce neighboring plants to pre-emptively step up their own chemical defenses.” Does nothing want to die? Man.