Witches Are in Trouble

Romanian witches might have to go to jail if their predictions don’t come true. But the witches are like, hold on! “They can’t condemn witches, they should condemn the cards,” says “Queen Witch” Bratara Buzea. (Queen Witch is a thing to be!) Furthermore, “What about when the client gives false details about themselves?” she said. “We can’t be blamed for that.”

(Princess Witch was unavailable for comment.)