Who’s Better, You or Your Husband?

Find out for sure using George Crane’s Marital Rating Scale from the 1930s. Are you wearing red nail polish? Scrape it off and go get a pen. Then make some kind of creative bet with your significant other, like the loser has to _____ the other to ______. (But who is the real loser?)

Anyway, first rate yourself:

Then rate him:

Who “won”?