Who’s Better, You or Your Husband?
By Edith Zimmerman February 16, 2011

Find out for sure using George Crane’s Marital Rating Scale from the 1930s. Are you wearing red nail polish? Scrape it off and go get a pen. Then make some kind of creative bet with your significant other, like the loser has to _____ the other to ______. (But who is the real loser?)
Anyway, first rate yourself:

Then rate him:

Who “won”?