What Is Miley Cyrus’s “Massive” New Tattoo?

While we were sleeping and living our lives, Miley Cyrus got a new tattoo. Here it is. What is it? It’s confusing, but zooming in helps.



I don’t know, sitting geisha? I definitely see a face. There was supposed to be a joke about this, but then I just kept zooming in and feeling curious. “What is Miley Cyrus’s tattoo?” I’m genuinely asking myself. And a Jay-Z song was on, and a Jay-Z song was on.